Republicans Declare Themselves Victorious, Eventually and Inevitably

     Any Loyal Party Member approves of the Long Term Plan to defeat the Global Terrorist Menace.  The Republicans have decided to pass this into law, by actually setting aside a major amount of time to debate H Res 861(pdf)

(7) Declares that the United States will prevail in the Global War on Terror, the noble struggle to protect freedom from the terrorist adversary.