Monday, June 23, 2008

Subway Maps and Terrorists

Had you realized that the subway map gives away the game to the terrorists?  If America wants to be safe, we can't spread around vital information all higgledy-piggledy.  It is time we realized sacrifices need to be made, and therefore we need to confiscate all subway maps, road maps, and plane schedules.

What, you want the terrorists to win?  If on 9/11 the terrorists had no idea what time their flight left, September 11th would not have happened.  If you don't support this idea, you are objectively pro-terrorist.

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