Very Bad Guess

How will tomorrow's speech by Gordon Brown, Prime Minister of England, go?  Here's a bad guess

In the name of her Royal Brittanic Majesty
Queen Elizabeth the Second
I hereby
unilaterally revoke
the 1783 Treaty of Paris
Henceforth
the United States of America
and her subsequent posessions
shall be faithful to
and loyal servants of
the Crown of Britain
[pause for effect]
You will notice no differences
At first

Execpt where it concerns
Foreign Policy