Tidbits, post-Iraq War

     I'm channeling the right wing

• Twins born!  Thank the almighty for Bush's struggle for freedom.
• Bush and Blair announce the 800 year Irish struggle must end
• Littering, long known as a "gateway crime," will soon feel the spread of freedom, as Bush announces that his campaign to liberate the world of "garbage terrorists," and how litterers are already retreating in the face of his successes in the Middle East

Is that too cold?