HEADLINES

• Clinton Campaign Says Barack Omama Would Be a Good VP Choice
  That's a campaign on the ropes, for ya.
• Obama Campaign Calls Clinton Campaign Tactics Deceptive
  Deceptive about saying you would be a good VP?
• McCain Campaign to Launch New Fundraising Effort This Week
  Old fundraising effort and funny loans to be put behind us, by the media.
• Sen. McCain Announces Travel Plans for Europe & Middle East Trip
  Where conservatives have some respect for him? Traitor!
• Senate Intelligence Committee to Issue Report on Iraq War
  This is like George Washington, isn't it? How is he? Still dead.
• Pentagon Report: China Is Two Years From Moderate War Ability
  Scarmonger report in time for elections. They still couldn't get their army across the ocean.
• DNC Chair Says MI & FL Delegate Decision Is Up To Lawmakers
  Because they won't forget he once said Yeehaw
• Democratic Governors Offer to Raise Funds for Second Primaries
  Dean said lawmakers, not law executors.