Humor

     So, a priest and a lawyer die and go to Heaven.  St. Peter greets them and says "Will you please follow me?  I'll take you to your final abodes."  After walking for a while, they come to a giant mansion, and St. Peter says to the lawyer, "This is for you."  The lawyer thanks St. Peter and goes into his new, eternal home.  St. Peter and the priest walk further, entering a city, walking through narrow streets, where they enter a huge high rise.  They go up the elevator to the 245th floor and down a narrow hall and open a door to a tiny studio apartment.  St Peter says "And this is your new eternal home."  The priest is looking a bit puzzled, but thanks St. Peter and then says "Wait, why did that lawyer get a mansion, while all I got was this small apartment?"  "Well," says St Peter, "we've got millions of priests, but that was our first lawyer."

     So, a priest and a cabbie die and go to Heaven.  St. Peter greets them and says "Will you please follow me?  I'll take you to your final abodes."  After walking for a while, they come to a giant mansion, and St. Peter says to the cabbie, "This is for you."  The cabbie thanks St. Peter and goes into his new, eternal home.  St. Peter and the priest walk further, entering a city, walking through narrow streets, where they enter a huge high rise.  They go up the elevator to the 245th floor and down a narrow hall and open a door to a tiny studio apartment.  St Peter says "And this is your new eternal home."  The priest is looking a bit puzzled, but thanks St. Peter and then says "Wait, why did that cab driver get a mansion, while all I got was this small apartment?"  "Well," says St Peter, "while you were praying, your flock was sleeping, but while that cabbie was driving, his passengers were praying."

     I would _really_ love a third one of these.  Thanks in advance.

     And, totally disgusting, with graphic verbal descriptions of sex acts, this is still hilarious Flash Animation political humor, "Leave it to Bush" One, Two, and Three.  In any event, very funny.