See, There Were These Iraqis, Sitting AroundBack in 2002 saying (in Arabic, Natch)
"Geesh, I'm so freaking bored.
I'd rather have a Civil War,
than spend one more day,
with this boring dictator, Saddam Hussein."
And the Compassionate Americans heard this call, and thought that having a Civil War in Iraq would be a bad thing, so set out to change the course of history.