Monday, November 03, 2003

GOD issues feirce denial
GOD, reached for comment by this network, has recently, and uncategorically, denied that he had a hand in appointing the President of the United States, G. Walker Bush. GOD, in an unusually forceful response to press reports, suggested that anyone who believes a black splotch on a photograph is a demonic presence doesn't know demonic presences from a "rat's ass," and should definitely quit while he's behind, especially when it comes to trying to guess at the "motivations of" the Almighty. This network did not attempt to reach Gen Boykin for comment, because he is a loony, certifiably crazy, and bonkers.

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