Please Be Honest

     One value of writing is putting things down succinctly.  Have you ever seen a briefer overview of factions within the Republican Party?  From the age when people who watch the Daily Show are more informed than those who watch America's #1 rated cable "news" show, here is a presentation of the The Ironic Times.

Factions in the Republican Party
Old Money Conservatives	Establish permanent plutocracy
Christian Right	Bring Jesus into schools, government, dating
Big Corporate Interests	Make tax cheating more convenient
Homophobes	Make nation safe for hate crimes
Xenophobes	Construct giant wall around entire country, give border guards shoot-to-kill orders
Prairie Independents	Destroy all regulatory agencies, rape environment
War Hawks	Make world into freedom-loving mini-Americas through unrestrained use of military power
Traditionalists	Restore routine corruption, bribery, influence peddling to former place of honor