Amnesty for Criminals Offered

     Dear Leader, El Presidente, has offered amnesty, if he has "anything to do with it," to anyone who would dare offer alternatives to the infallible plan of Dear Leader, which never has actually seen the light of day, concerning Social Security.

     Bloomberg reports the amnesty plan.  I would like to step forward to congratulate El Presidente, for all True Patriots©® have long known that Bush's plans are perfect, and to offer alternatives is the height of arrogance and, by itself, indicative of a criminal mindset and character.