Liberal Media Revealed!

As anyone who watches any media knows, the whole thing is run by a bunch of liberals, which in case you didn't know, means they are 100% beholden to the Demcratic Party. As proof of this claim, which the President believes, we need just look at the role of Senate Minority Leader, Tom Daschle of South Dakota. No Democrat in Washington has nearly the power of a Senator Daschle, his fellow traveller House Democrats can exercise no power with their minority status, but in the Senate, Tom Daschle can use his 48 Democrats and 1 Independent to stop the god-fearing plans of our Holy and Just, True Defender, George "Washington" Bush. We all know that every time we turn on the news we see Tom Daschle. The media regularly spends hours in a row parroting the agenda of Senator Daschle. Haven't we had enough already? Call your local news outlet. Demand that they stop their sycophantic attitude towards the Senate Minority Leader. Demand that they pull their heads out of their butts, and realize that the only True Hero of the United States(R)(tm) is George Walker Bush.