A New Slogan for the True Patriot(tm)(R)

     I've realized that some people aren't, just this moment, thinking about 9/11.  How do you know you haven't forgotten something if you aren't thinking about it right now?  To increase True Patriotism(tm)(R) I propose a new slogan... Remember to Remember 9/11!

     Because if you are thinking about Jack Abramoff, you aren't remembering 9/11.