Friday, August 01, 2003

1/3 of people say Bush's tax cuts have helped
I'm smart. I'm going to give out tax pills. Same 1/3 support, for the price of sugar, sawdust and gelatin. Placebos generally work on 1/3 of people. The Secretary of the Treasury, John Snow, CEO is "absolutely confident" the tax cut is "going to work". We need to rename Treasury. Something like

"Bureau of Seers, Prognosticators and Money"

or

"Ministry of Wishes, Happy Thoughts and Cash"

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