Did you know everything in Iraq is honky-dory? That the whole country is just abuzz, wishing they were Americans, so they could vote for Bush?
Well, then you are a psychotic.
But that didn't stop you from taking a vacation.
Step right up folks, become Viceroy of Iraq. Earn weeks of vacation time in your first two months on the job!
(UPDATE: You can only see the full article if you are a NY Times archive subscriber)