Safer In Iraq than America

     Gentle readers, have you worried about the brutish opposition in America, of being shouted down by pap sloganeering?  Well, worry no more!  It turns out, in Iraq, if you are posting cool shit the kidnappers just might let you go.

     Since I have a tiny sense of my (currently) tiny readership, let me say that you all would be welcome in Iraq, unlike the mouth-breathers who just blindly comment on blogs for the linkbacks, e.g. comments from Bush supporters on this site lately.