Aren't you glad they waited?

     Interim Prime Minister Iyad "CIA-puppet" Allawi has declared MARTIAL LAW for Iraqis, starting today, less than five business days after the US Presidential election.  As a staunch supporter of His Highness, King Bush, and the American Hezbollah, you can all rest assured that John "Iran-Contra" Negroponte, King Bush's royal agent in Iraq, is working to punish the Iraqis for their current intransigience as we speak.

     In good news for the troops, it looks like we'll get to invade Samarra again.  No amount of practice is sufficient, with the potential for war constantly lingering inside the Bush's Royal Chambers.