Satan to be Defeated Posthaste!

     From Iraq Dispatches

"The marines that have been killed over the last 5 months have been killed by a faceless enemy. The enemy there has a face, and it’s called Satan, and it lives in Falluja.” These are the words of US Marine Colonel Gary Brandl...

     Send me, God's President Bush!  Send me to Fallujah, that I might fight Satan, one-on-one, to bring the rapture by taking part in his defeat!  I hereby nominate whomsoever captures or kills Satan with the Holy Medal of Honor, which will be a new medal, a Cross of Gold, of course, and shall rank higher than any other medal.