Australians Proud of Their Stupid PM

     In honor of the days when a white woman being molested by a darker man was cause for outrage, the "Western" press has been all over the story of a dead "Western" woman.  Apparently, in an attempt to provide agitprop for flagging enfabulatory efforts, Prime Minister Howard has declared that the blonde corpse was actually that of the Humanitarian Margaret Hassan.

     PM Howard has already retracted his statement.