Update for Kerry Supporters from Neo-Confederate Movement

     Well, down heeyah, we'd already decided that we'd rather have the somewhat lib'rul Edwards than the totally commyunist Kerrah, and weren't plannin' on letting him get even one full year into his term, no how, undah any suhkumstansez.

     I'm meanin to say that, in any event, in case you was wunderin what it'd be like, it'd have been short.

     And Johnny Ray wanted me to say he thinks we coulda got 'Dwards, too.